Saturday, December 11, 2010

THE NEW FACEBOOK PROFILE THEME!!SUCKS!!!

Ive been pissed of by the new profile theme facebook has, and it is by far the most annoying most irritating theme of facebook ever! I mean seriously what the hell were they thinking!!!. the facebook theme totally sucks ass and I mean bigtime!!!


the first thing that irritated the shit out of me was the new news feed, seriously zuckerberg why the hell would you hide the whats on your mind option??, it just disappeared like shit and the first time it changed i never even saw it until i saw this very tiny status option!!!!When i clicked it, then it appears like shit pooped out on a rats ass!! seriously WHAT THE HELL WHERE THEY THINKING!!!!! but wait! theres more!

Take a look at the fonts of the wall post now, i know it looked much more neat and clean, but it looks smaller than the previous font! and by the look and feel, the news feed just feels like regular license agreement text that looks irritating and boring to even read! it felt so out of focus that we tend to never care about it specially if its flooded with other texts! unlike the old typography font they used which makes people interested to read specially when its on BOLD format! What the heLL!!


Next stop that just pisses me off is the profile landing page, yeah look at that, that just looks like a pile of unordered piece of shit.
- first thing is, where's the pilot post msg? the thing USUALLY PEOPLE READ WHEN THEY LAND IN YOUR PAGE!!? ITS THE TOOL FOR COMMUNICATION! THE MAIN TOOL FOR FRIENDS TO SEE WHAT YOU FEEL OR WHAT YOUR DOING IN A FREAKIN INSTANT!! THE MSG BOX THAT TELLS WHAT YOU WANT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IMMEDIATELY!!!

ITS THE MAIN REASON WHY I DON't USE TWITTER!! cause its like a tweet box in facebook!!! why the hell remove it!!!? What the hell were they thinking!?. Is there any explanation to their "CREATIVE" IDEA?! Right Now the wallpost message looks just like the news reel shit.. OHHH your Lord..

- And also the the WHATS ON YOUR MIND thing was Gone too!, instead what they did was replaced it with basic automated shitty information about you that people will read all over and over again when they first landed on your wall, it also so just means that when you don't put in any proper information on your information tab, your Fucked UP! and for first impressions, it will look like your a first time boring facebook user and a boring person WTF!! AND WHO THE FCK CARES ABOUT THE LANGUAGE YOU KNOW??!!

- The last thing that pisses me off about the top header page is the Dreaded tag pictures!, What the Hell were they thinking?! Whats the point of posting your tagged pictures on top?!! And Some tag pictures just pisses people off because its not related or it just makes no FREAKIN SENSE!!! AND IN FACT ONE OF MY TAGGED IMAGES RIGHT NOW IS A GODDAMN SHOE SO THEY ALL SEE THE SHOE ON MY LANDING PAGE!!!ARRRRG!!!



Our next pissed of stop is on the left side o the landing page, Take a look at the profile picture alignment, it sticks on the left border line of the page! you think that looked creative zucker?!!! well ask 20 thousand creative web people who's also pissed of by it, and you will see!!.

And take a look at the friend and relationship tab, It generates random friends every reload and i don't get the point upon posting it there!!! who cares about randomly generated friends if people can just click the tab to see it if they're interested!!

The freedom wall on the left side is also gone! Holyy COW!!!, Now I can't even post any recent stuff i wanted my friends to show! such as my blogs, accomplishments, recent stuffs or Quotes Or links!! DAMMIT! ITS YOUR MAIN PILOT PAGE THAT PEOPLE WOULD CARE TO LOOK AT IN JUST A MINUTE! TO SHOW THINGS YOU DO OR UPDATES, WHO THE HELL WOULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT RANDOMLY GENERATED FRIENDS!. On the old facebook profile you can customize it by the way you want it But now, NO!!! TO HELL YOU USERS!! THE NEW THEME DON't GIVE A DAMN!


And By Far THE most WORST THING THAT PISSES ME OFF IS, YOU CAN'T TURN IT BACK TO ITS DEFAULT THEME!!! O YES!!! THATS THE CREAM OF THE CRAP!!!.

Facebook gave users the chance or privilege to CHOOSE an option!!, The HECK?! CHOOSE?! WHEN you click the change profile option! It HAS NO OPTION TO TURN THE PAGE BACK TO ITS OLD COOL CREATIVE THEME!! Now thats a WINNER!

Overall it just pisses me off like hell, it looks generic, Im pissed off by the typography, the landing page and everything new to it specially the left panel bar, its my own opinion about it, and instead of just doing nothing and acting like a stereotype generic slave and wait for it to change ill write what I feel Just Like thousands of people that's pissed off by it..

3 comments:

  1. DAMN!! It just Piss Me off!

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  2. Dude gittin' tagged in random pictures like that shoe will really piss the shit out of you.

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  3. you need to get a life....

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